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[Banana Man]
[Nogizaka, wake up!]
Don! Last but not least, Nogizaka Kojichi, host of "Banana Man".
Thank you!
Welcome, welcome, Nogizaka-chan!
One, two...
Power!
- Good one! - Good one!
Please announce what we'll be doing today!
Let's do it!
National Sports Queen No. 1 Qualifier!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Koki. - Yes?
- You've been here? - Yes.
- I see. - Yeah.
New member's annual event, Sports Ability Test!
This time, we'll check national students' sports abilities!
They'll challenge various events and earn points for each ranking!
In the end, we'll find out who's the national sports queen No. 1!
The first event is a 50-meter punch fight!
- How many seconds will it be? - How fast will it be?
Mao Ioki's kickboxing skills are...
- It looks fast. - Yeah.
Teresa Ikeda.
She has cultural background and experience in basketball and volleyball.
- It's a man's job! - A minute's break!
She's good at playing piano and played basketball for only two months in middle school.
- Huh? Basketball for only two months? - Oh, I see.
- Calm down! - I'll turn it off.
- Ready... - I'll turn it off.
- I see. - I see.
- Oh, it stopped. - It stopped.
- Ikeda is slow. - Ikeda is slow.
Ikeda is slow.
- Oh, she's fast. - She's fast.
- Why? - She's fast.
I was aiming for first-year school class.
But I didn't get it.
I wish I hadn't become a village.
I'm doing my best now.
Oh, no.
The comments are all over the place.
Nagi Inouye.
She was in the ballroom dancing club at high school and has experience in classic ballet.
Hina Okamoto.
She studied ballet for 12 years and went to Russia only a few years ago.
Aya Ogawa.
She has no experience in sports and is from a swimming club.
Who is faster?
Who took off their shoes first?
It's Nagi.
It's Nagi, isn't it?
It's Inouye.
But she was faster.
She took off her shoes first and won.
Inouye and Okamoto took off their shoes at the same time.
Inouye and Okamoto took off their shoes first and won.
But Inouye and Okamoto took off their shoes first and won.
It's getting late. What should I do?
It's getting late, isn't it?
I haven't said anything yet.
I was too focused on Inouye and Okamoto taking off their shoes first.
I wasn't thinking about anything.
If Inouye and Okamoto didn't take off their shoes first, I would have won.
However, Inouye wanted to run again.
She accepted the challenge.
That's good.
But she's really fast, isn't she?
She's fast.
She's not shaking at all.
Inouye and Okamoto won.
Okutani Idoha.
Will she surprise us with her flexible waist?
Kawasaki Sakura.
She won a championship in figure skating.
Her speed on the track is...
Sugawara Satsuki.
She keeps using super car car gear in "Hit Kigan".
She's known for her spinning legs.
She's free to start.
She's really fast.
She's fast.
She's the fastest.
Her mouth is also eight seconds long.
Kawasaki starts.
She's using her athlete's beautiful riding form.
She's riding at full speed.
As a result of using her flexible waist, she surpasses Inouye.
I was too nervous before I started.
I lost my strength.
I couldn't catch up with my body at all.
I lost 7.8 seconds before I started.
I'm sad.
I'm out of breath.
My hip joints hurt a lot.
That's bad.
Kawasaki starts.
Tomisato Inouye.
She's from Batominton Club.
She showed off her physical strength in "Hit Kigan".
Nakanishi Aruno.
She doesn't have any sports experience.
She likes keeping bees.
She has a lot of skill.
Why is your face like that?
That's bad.
What is that?
That's bad.
Nakanishi, that's bad.
Nakanishi, you can't do that.
I fell down a lot.
How many seconds did you slow down?
7.9 seconds.
I fell down because I didn't do anything.
The person next to me was fast and I laughed a little.
I think I fell down because of that.
I felt like I was catching a cold.
As you can see, the result of the 50-meter race is as follows.
Kawasaki is in the lead, followed by Inoue and Sugawara.
The last place is Ikeda Teresa.
Kawasaki is also amazing.
Kawasaki is strong.
8.40 seconds.
She's fast.
I used to be a skater.
That kind of training...
It looks like you're slow.
Is it because you talk slowly?
But people say I'm slow.
You're fast.
Inoue said, "If you don't take off your shoes, you're first place."
But you're second place.
That's not cool.
But it's 8.55 seconds, so it's not much of a difference.
It's within 5 seconds.
You're losing too much.
It's not within 5 seconds, is it?
Sometimes you're slow.
I don't have much exercise experience.
You don't have much.
You don't know how to run.
You're like a kid.
Wait for me!
In the past, Higuchi was first place with 8.12 seconds.
He's fast!
Next up is a 700-meter runoff race.
The rule is not to run a 140-meter track for five laps.
For each lap, two people will run off.
Only three people will run to the end of the race.
What is this?
How many hundred meters do you want me to run?
I did it!
I don't like this kind of race.
I see.
Wait a minute.
I don't like it.
It's like a skit of the entertainment world.
A lap has passed soon.
These two will forcefully retire here.
These two are amazing.
Natanishi and Ogawa retire for the first lap.
Ioki leads the race and Kawasaki and Ichi continue to develop.
This is an interesting race.
Two laps have passed.
Who will be forced to retire?
Tomisato and Okamoto retire for the second lap.
There are only three laps left.
Will Ioki be able to lead?
Tomisato and Okamoto retire for the third lap.
Here, the third lap is over. Who will be forced to retire?
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do it.
I can't compete with you anymore.
There are five people left in the fourth lap.
Iyoki is in the lead as before.
Is there a reversal?
You are great.
I'm tired.
It's about time for me to retire.
And the race is over.
Who will fall here?
I'm going.
It's been a while since I ran with all my might.
I thought it was a death game and ran with all my heart.
I ran because I thought I was being chased by something from behind.
You did your best, didn't you?
Ikeda did her best.
I could only see the previous three people.
I didn't realize that I was losing more and more behind.
Ikeda is a mess.
That's right.
She seems like she's been living in a dirty place in the dark all the time.
It's okay. It's enough to win.
But when I saw it myself, it felt really bad.
The remaining three people are Ioki, Kawasaki and Ichinose.
Ioki leads by a large margin as before.
Can I keep protecting the top?
I'm not sure about this.
I tend to win.
What's going on?
I see. Ioki won this time.
He has a good balance and is strong.
He's strong.
I'm surprised.
Ichinose is in third place.
Ichinose leads by a large margin.
Ioki is in first place now.
Kawasaki is in second place.
Kawasaki is in first place now.
I was talking to myself to calm myself down.
I kept saying "I can't do it", "it's hard", "don't do it".
I wasn't good at running after this, so I ran with all my might.
Thank you.
I ran with all my might, trying to do my best.
As you can see, the results of the 700-meter race are as follows.
Ogawa is in third place with one lap behind.
I used to run here when I was in Tendou.
I used to run here every time before club activities.
Ogawa and Nakanishi are in trouble here.
Ogawa doesn't look like he's late, but he's not good at running.
I guess I'm not good at sports.
Next up is blindfolded bull shark endurance race.
What is this?
Everyone, this is a time trial to see how many seconds you can keep your bull shark pose blindfolded.
What is this? Endurance?
First of all, let's see how well you can do with a bull shark without blindfolds.
After all, it seems that he, who has experience in ballet, has excellent bull shark ability.
But what is the result?
That's right.
You can't do it right away if you're blindfolded, can you?
I think it's one-legged ballet.
It's not a proper bull shark.
Who is it?
First of all, out bull shark in seven seconds.
From the beginning, the fluttering bull shark and stable bull shark are clearly separated.
I'm good at ballet.
And here...
Out bull shark in seven seconds.
It doesn't shake at all.
Where is it going?
It's like a feather. It doesn't shake at all.
Ioki is also out bull shark here.
Out bull shark.
Ballet bull shark Ironwe Okamoto with a sense of stability penalty and...
Sushi, bakatana, siren shark bull shark Ogawa reach one minute.
But...
What is a siren shark bull shark?
At about the same time as Ogawa and Ioki, out bull shark.
From here, Okamoto is extending his body with lonely bull shark.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
But it's hard.
There's definitely something in there, isn't there?
There's something in there, isn't there?
It's over, but you don't know?
Oh, my God!
Lonely bull shark.
Oh, my God!
It's cool.
I'm waiting for you.
It's embarrassing.
Lonely bull shark.
The first group is...
Ballet Okamoto is in the top with a 2 minutes and 47 seconds bull shark.
Ballet Okamoto is a rough nickname.
Ballet Okamoto.
Next is the second group.
In this group as well, without blindfolds, they will test their skills with "otameshi" bullshark.
Kawasaki has experience with "figure" bullshark, but his skills...
Why "figure" bullshark?
Because I'm doing "bullshark".
It's my first time doing "bullshark".
Oh, I can't do it anymore.
Who is this?
Why did you come here?
However, without a doubt, "out" bullshark.
Why "out" bullshark? It's too fast.
"Figure" bullshark is stable.
Isn't "figure" bullshark a bullshark?
This is "figure" bullshark!
Who is this?
Who is "figure" bullshark?
Why "figure" bullshark?
Kawasaki is stable with "figure" bullshark, but "figure" bullshark with "out" bullshark is Tomisato.
And...
"figure" bullshark.
I'm nervous.
Tomisato and Nakanishi are still struggling with "figure" bullshark.
Kawasaki is the only "figure" bullshark left.
"Figure" bullshark is still "out".
What is "figure" bullshark?
"Figure" bullshark is a little faster.
Kawasaki is still "out".
What is "figure" bullshark?
"Figure" bullshark is still "out".
"Finish bullshark"!
"Finish bullshark" with limited stamina!
Kaosuke won for the second time with a record of 5 minutes and 42 seconds.
As a result of Okamoto being second place...
Next is "abs endurance battle"!
It's a competition of how many times you can do your abs according to the rhythm.
More than half of the members fall off 30 times in advance.
Even Kawasaki, who has achieved such high results, falls off 25 times in a row.
All that's left is "me".
How much longer can he keep his record?
Wow, that's amazing!
How much longer can you do it?
Oh, you're pulling harder and harder.
It's about 66 seconds!
I'm tired. I have muscle pain.
I'm tired.
As a result, Ioki is second in the long-distance race and Fukuhei Okuda is second in the long- distance race.
Fukuhei Ogawa.
By the way, Ito Lidia has recorded this muscle endurance record 100 times.
Is it 100 clouds?
The top three are Kawasaki, Ioki and Inoue.
And the last two are Ikeda and Ogawa and Nakanishi.
What kind of development is waiting for them?
This is only the first half of the race.
But I think the figure ball sharks are strong.
I think the figure ball sharks are strong.
But I think the figure ball sharks are weak.
That's right.
I don't think the figure ball sharks are strong.
But Okamoto's record is 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
I have reached my limit.
You have reached your limit.
Do you know it?
Did you know it at first glance?
Your legs are weak.
Nakanishi's record is in the middle.
I used to do plank.
You did plank, didn't you?
I used to do plank and train my body.
Did you do plank like this?
I did like this.
You did like this and trained your body.
Why are you laughing now?
You didn't do like this, did you?
I didn't do like this. I did like this.
You are doing that kind of thing.
No, you are not.
You did like this and trained your body.
You laughed at me, didn't you?
I'm laughing at you.
Wait a minute.
Who is doing plank like this?
It's not good to laugh at someone you don't know.
Everyone is doing like this, isn't it?
No, we are doing like this.
Ouch!
This is only the first half.
Oh, there is more.
In the end, who will win in total will be decided by Billy.
Billy's jersey will be half pants and half underwear for Billy.
Oh, no!
Tenant, adult's physical strength measurement.
Hey, Saku-chan is exploding!
From now on, it will be held in the studio.
What is it?
Himura-san, please!
Here we go! Adult's physical strength measurement!
Adult's?
That's right, adult's physical strength measurement.
Doesn't it seem like you're doing something erotic?
It's not like that.
It's not like that!
So, first of all, the first contestant is...
Himura-san, please announce it!
The first one is...
"No-Hand Stand Up"!
Congratulations!
It's not working.
Yes.
From now on, adult's physical strength measurement will be held in the studio.
First of all, "No-Hand Stand Up"!
Lie down on your back, put your hands on your back, and stand up without using your hands.
Adult's measurement time is 2 seconds.
What will the result be?
There's no reason you can't do it normally, right?
You can stand up normally, right?
It seems like you can stand up in any way you like.
It's good, right?
You can't use your hands.
You can't let go of your hands, right?
Yes.
That's right.
If you let go of your hands...
Do you want me to bring a bandage and tie you up?
Asuka-chan just made a "huh?" face.
You can't use your hands, right?
That's amazing.
Then, for what reason are you doing this first?
This is a high school teacher's start, right?
High school teacher's...
Start!
This is a high school teacher's start, right?
Please don't use your hands for a long time.
Well, you can use it when you're lying down.
Can you use it when you're lying down?
When you're walking, right?
Yes, you can use it when you're walking.
You said you can't use it even when you're walking.
Isn't that humiliating?
I'm like a demon.
Then, everyone, please lie down.
Can I use my hands now?
Yes, you can use them now.
Ikeda's hands are different.
Why didn't you listen to me when I told you earlier?
Hey!
Put your hands like this.
Right?
Like this.
Why do you twist your hands like this?
That's not "you can do it."
You can do it now.
That's not "you can do it."
Okay, like that.
I'm nervous.
Let's do it. No hands stand up.
Ready, start!
She's fast.
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
Go, Kanagawa!
This is bad!
The train is leaving!
Seriously?
You're too slow!
Wait a minute, Kanagawa!
18.3 seconds.
This is bad!
Why can't you stand up?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
Why can't you stand up?
That's what I thought.
I was like "what's going on?"
Is it difficult?
Was it difficult?
Try it.
Yes, I want you to try it.
But I don't think you can do it.
You can do it now, right?
Me?
It's hard for me to put my hands together.
I thought so, too.
It's scary when you look at Kanagawa.
The next is Akimoto and Endo.
Yakubo and Sugawara will challenge.
I thought I could do it, too.
Yakubo.
Yes.
How is it?
I can do it well.
Are you okay?
Yes, I was smiling at Saki-chan.
It's Saki-chan's record.
Saki-chan, Saki-chan.
It's not Saki-chan, Saki-chan.
Saki-chan, Saki-chan.
That's it.
Please stand by.
Yes.
Saki-chan, Saki-chan.
Is it okay?
You can say it.
Look at me only.
Do it now, Saki-chan, Saki-chan.
Saki-chan, let's stand together.
It's cute.
It's very cute.
Let's do it.
All right.
Let's do it.
Stand up without hands.
Ready, start!
She let go of her hands.
She is disqualified.
It's hard for me.
You can't stand up.
You are completely disqualified.
You touched your hands.
Gakumoto and Saki-chan were almost at the same time.
How can you stand up?
It's serious.
I thought you could do it.
What is it?
Can you do it?
I don't like it.
Please.
You can't stand up.
It's tough.
I think you are the closest in age.
You can do it.
He will try it.
He can't fail.
Akimoto, Banana Man, and Naka Nishi will try it.
Are you ready?
I'm ready, but I'm not ready yet.
Ouch! What should I do?
Let's go!
No hands stand up!
Ready!
Start!
I won!
I thought you couldn't stand up.
You were using your elbows with great strength.
What kind of shape is it? I have to take it off.
Why can't you do it?
I was really scared.
I thought you couldn't stand up.
I was really scared.
You were scared, weren't you?
I'm glad you were scared.
"Love" is completed with a new jacket.
"Love" is now available all over Japan at Tokyo Park.
In addition, tickets for Miyagi and Aichi Park will be on sale from August 6th.
Who will be the queen of student sports?
Here you go.
A brick.
I'm not good at this.